The Onion Gets Peeled
No, we can't have nice things.
Alex Jones Hires New Counsel For Screaming Tantrum Phase Of Bankruptcy
As opposed to the previous two years, where he conducted himself like a normal person.
Chrometa: Turning Time Into Billable Value For Modern Lawyers
Adoption of Chrometa represents more than a technological upgrade; it reflects a professional philosophy that values accuracy, transparency, and efficiency.
Infowars Sale To The Onion Plagued By Alex Jones-Level Chaos
Damn you, Illuminati!
The Onion Peels Infowars
Awww, don't cry little shitposter!
Morning Docket: 10.04.22
* No more baseball rules for preteens in New Jersey — Progress! [New Jersey Monitor] * In Missouri and plan on voting? Here's a primer. [Missouri Independent] * Michigan's abortion laws may be subject to change. Take 3 to learn about Prop 3. [Axios] * Supreme Court slated to hear Alabama's voting rights case. Welp, democracy was nice while it lasted. [Reuters] * The Onion makes it way to the Supreme Court. No, seriously. [NYT]
Stand With Survivors: Legal Tools To Make A Real Difference This DVAM
Enhance your legal skills to advocate for survivors of intimate partner violence.
Oh, The Onion Knows Exactly Why So Many People Are Applying To Law School Right Now
The best satire is based on truth.
OMG You Have To Read The Cease & Desist Letter Michael Cohen Sent To The Onion
He just... doesn't get it, does he?
No Congressman, It Isn’t The Onion. This Is Real Life.
Nowadays it's easy to confuse real life with satire.
Neil Gorsuch Isn’t Ready For This Supreme Court
Gorsuch having trouble with the rowdy Supreme Court.
USCIS shift to electronic payments: What immigration firms need to know
As of October 2025, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services requires electronic payments for filing fees. Learn key updates, exemptions, and how firms can prepare.
Non-Sequiturs: 02.13.17
* Sure, this is the Onion, but seriously, it isn't far off. [The Onion] * The history of judge-bashing: Trump is part of a populist tradition. [New York Magazine] * Startups don't have to involve technological know-how. [Law and More] * I'm sure this won't undermine the judiciary. I mean, I'm not sure at all, but we have the leader of the free world tweeting insults to jurists, so relatively speaking... [Gaveling] * The suicide that is rocking K Street. [Huffington Post] * Can your shade of hair change your ability to be taken seriously at work? [Corporette] * Nope, having gay friends isn't the same as a disciplined policy position on gay rights. [Slate] * And you thought women were people. Silly rabbit. [The Slot]
Non-Sequiturs: 10.06.16
* Presented, without comment. [The Onion] * An underaged selfie might be a sex crime. [Slate] * Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker wants to drug test people before they get food stamps. Federal court promptly throws out the case. [Huffington Post] * One proposal for fixing law school. [401k Guy] * Is Greenberg Traurig's reputation taking a hit because of its association with Donald Trump? [Law and More] * A cartoon re-enactment of the most insane courtroom exchange ever. Now in color. [io9]
Non-Sequiturs: 11.25.15
Ed. note: Happy Thanksgiving! Above the Law will be dark tomorrow for the holiday and on a reduced publishing schedule on Friday, November 27. * This is one way to make sure atheist voices are heard... and immediately mocked. [Indy Star] * A roundup of fun and wacky recent cases. [Texas Lawyer] * A practical guide for lawyers looking to embark on annual planning. [Associate's Mind] * Finally, resolution on Judge Ashley Tabaddor's lawsuit against the DOJ after the DOJ ordered her off all cases involving Iranians based on her heritage. [PAAIA] * It's the holidays, so take time to catch up with friends -- just make sure you do it in this incredibly photogenic way. [The Onion] * John Kasich takes a swing at the big dog, Trump. This is one time that invoking Godwin's Law doesn't seem like hyperbole. [YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=qCQhBYEMRQI&app=desktop
Samuel Alito Gets A Supreme Benchslap
Uh oh. What kind of trouble has Justice Alito gotten himself into now?
I Still Trust Him More Than Alito
A frighteningly cruel and capricious future Supreme Court justice.